” I don’t want to freak you out, but I conceive I may be the voice of my generation. Or at least a voice. Of a generation .”- Hannah
” I have work and then I have a dinner thing, and then I am busy trying to become who I am .”- Hannah
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” Everyone’s a dumb prostitute”- Shoshanna
” I don’t even want a boyfriend. I only want someone who wants to hang out all the time, and thinks I’m the best person in “the worlds”, and wants to have sex with merely me .”- Hannah
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” I’m so happy to see you I could slaughter you .”- Shoshanna
” No one could ever dislike me as much as I dislike myself, okay? So any mean thing someone’s gonna think of to say about me, I’ve already said to me, about me, probably in the last half hour !”- Hannah
” Sometimes being stuck in my own brain is so wearying it stimulates me want to cry .”- Marnie
” I feel like my bandana collection is my most developed collection. I necessitate my array of bandanas is insane .”- Shoshanna
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” I’m gonna go now, your dad is gay .”- Elijah
” Jessa has HPV, like a couple of different strains of it. She says that all adventurous wives do .”- Shoshanna
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” I’m not the dames .” – Jessa” Yeah, you’re the dames … I’m a lady, she’s a lady, you’re a lady, WE’RE THE LADIES .”- Shoshanna
” I am 13 pounds overweight and it has been so nasty for me my whole life .”- Hannah
” My merely limitation is my own thinker. Like, I comprise the keys to the prison that is my thinker .”- Hannah
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” I’ve been known to dabble in the Macintosh arts .”- Ray
” She prevents saying she has report, but I bet she only wrote a blog post or detected a brand-new hot dog or something .”- Marnie
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” It’s a Wednesday night baby and I’m alive !”- Hannah
” Let’s have the type of nighttime where it’s 5 am and one of us has definitely punched someone who’s been on a Disney channel show .”- Elijah
” I only thing wives get stuck in this whirl of remorse and jealously and each other that keeps them from ensure situations clearly .”- Adam
” Ok , now you sound like one of those guys who envisage the status of women should never be President because her menstruation will gloom her ruling .”- Hannah
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” Like, I am wife, hear what i just said roaring. You know what I necessitate? Like I may be deflowered, but I am not devalued .”- Shoshanna
” Yeah, I feel like that wasn’t as re-tweeted as it should have been, so I acknowledge the reinforcement .”- Hannah
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” I will never be carried as long as there’s Halloween .”- Shoshanna
” It’s really liberating to say no to sh* t you dislike .”- Hannah
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” Ray truly seems to have the ensuring compliance with his peers on the court .”- Shoshanna
” That’s amazing. It’s really hard for a Jew to gain respect in athletics .”- Jessa
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” I have a job to do now. I’m trying to focus. I’m not here to fill up their own lives with f ** emperor tales for your f ** emperor Twitter .”- Adam
” I’ll have a bunch of party paints that I can post to Instagram. Because I know he checks it … He f ** king checks it .”- Marnie
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” I finished my degree. And now I’m just in “the worlds”, trying to get’ er done .”- Shoshanna
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” I don’t hate your friends, I’m just not interested in anything they have to say .”- Adam
” What do Judy Garland and Lady Gaga have in common ?”- Elijah
” They’re both white ?”- Marnie
” No, they’re both bad bitches who don’t commit a f ** k what people conceive .”- Elijah
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” By the space, TMI is such an outdated conception. There’s no such thing as too much information, this is the information age !”- Hannah
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” Your voice is great. It’s Katy Perry great .”- Ray
” She’s always been one of my heroes, because she is such a strong wife struggling so nobly with her extremely curly whisker .”- Shoshanna on Chelsea Clinton
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” Friends do not let other friends buy underwear in Forest Hills .”- Shoshanna
” You’re so selfish that when we lived together you put the burn extinguisher in your own bedroom so that you could have access to it first .”- Marnie
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” I’m a hateable kind of person. I don’t know why, I can’t help it, maybe it’s because I have a big ass and good whisker .”- Jessa
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” I’ve been devouring Bugles my whole life, and I still don’t know if I even like them, it’s just something to do .”- Hannah
” And then this lady in a corset asked me if I was one of Ralph Lauren’s adopted male modeling sons .”- Elijah
” Ralph doesn’t have any adopted sons .”- Dill
” I know, that’s why I’m sticking with my narrative that I’m one of them .”- Elijah
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” I’m sorry, I’ve been a little too busy Yelp’ing divorce solicitors to worry about the sexuality lives of our second-tier pals .”- Marnie
” First of all, maybe I am a shiny star at the company because although there are I’ve only been here for a very short while, I truly feel like this is my home and you people are my family. And I don’t even really care about people in America anymore. But second of all, I likewise kind of have a boyfriend. And third of all, he’s my boss, and Sheryl Sandberg would fucking kill me .”- Shoshanna